As one of the leading porn kings I get a lotta mails. Don't think I waste my time on answering that crap!
If you think your question is rather important you've got two options:
a) You can send me an
[email zeigen]
which'll probably be ignored, or
b) you can read the following bullshit:
1) Who the hell are you?
Once upon a time I was a steel worker but then I turned into a world famous porn king. You know why? I spent night after night surfing the internet for great porn. But what did I get? Nothing but bullshit! Banner farms, misleading links, ugly shit n all that stuff! So I decided to make my own page. I quit that steel job and earned so much money that I could afford that mafia villa in Tijuana last year (see picture, yes, that's me!). If you want to know more, well, then fuck you!
2) Where do you get all this great porn stuff?
Ha, dumb fuck, think I'm gonna tell you that so you can be my rival? Lemme tell ya: I know where I get the best porn in the world and I'm working my balls off to present that great material to my fans. That's all you need to know!
3) You're an asshole! Why don't you fuck off?
Hey, man, if you are one of those christian suckers who think sex is bad or disgusting, then fuck off yourself! Or maybe you think, there is any free page on the whole fuckin web which gives you better quality. Okay, go for it! But don't bother me with your bullshit, because I'm an honest porn king working his balls off to give you great adult entertainment!
4) I want to be a big star in the porn industries. Can you help me?
If you're a guy who thinks his dick is pretty big - forget it! I'm not interested in dicks! If you're a lady with a perfect body (no fake tits n that shit!) you can send me an [email zeigen] containing some horny pictures of yours, and if I like 'em I'll try to do my best and use all my major connections in the porn industries.
5) Your grammar is weak, you sonofabitch! How's that?
If you're looking for one of those creeps who cry for their mommas to get their bad smelling asses outa da bed, well, you're in the wrong place! I (as a former steel worker) had to work all day and most of the night to become a real wealthy guy, and I'm sorry I didn't have the time to read fucking books and shit like that. I'm not gonna talk sophisticated like all the queers I meet at shitty Hollywood parties! Yuck! But who gives a shit anyway? Leave me alone, you smart fucks!